Two ladies were out for a Saturday stroll. One lady had a Doberman pinscher and the other had a Chihuahua.
As they sauntered down the street, the lady with the Doberman said to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar and get something to drink."
The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got the dogs with us."
The lady with the Doberman said, "Just follow my lead."
They walked over to the bar and the lady with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in.
The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, Lady, no pets allowed."
The lady with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Doberman pinscher?"
The lady with the Doberman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."
The bouncer said, "OK, come on in."
The lady with the Chihuahua figured convincing the bouncer that a Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit too far fetched, but thought "what the hell", so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in.
Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."
The lady with the Chihuahua said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"
The lady with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua? They gave me a fucking Chihuahua?”
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The above joke is courtesy of the incomparable Anne Ross, born in Winnipeg and now of Toronto.
Isn't it funny that people use the Internet largely to send jokes to each other?
Posted by James Sherrett at June 1, 2004 04:06 PM