The Onion AV Club presents: Simpsons quotes for everyday use.
My favourite?
Quote: "Don't praise the machine."Episode: "Bart Gets An Elephant" (3/31/94)
Context: Air-headed KBBL DJs Bill and Marty find their jobs in jeopardy when their boss threatens to replace them with a machine, the DJ 3000. It can play music automatically and has three varieties of "inane chatter," such as "Hey, hey. How about that weather out there? Whoa! That was the caller from hell. Well, hot dog! We have a wiener!" Bill chuckles "Man, that thing's great!", but Marty chides him.
Real-life uses: Any time a person speaks positively about something that's a potential threat, or simply not worthy of compliments.
Perfect for everyday usage.
Posted by James Sherrett at April 27, 2006 10:04 AM