Up in Ontario

The Honky Patrol

Praise Jesus I've found this site: Stuff White People Like. Now I knows what afflicted my lily ass.

I wasn't above faking the funk on a nasty dunk prior to being all enlightened up, and shit. But now I'm down with the real jive.

Of course, back when I was a cracker, I could related to all those things that whitey likes, and only white people like: bicycles, public radio and sushi.

Now I just say, "What it is, my brother?" And be done with it. I don't give a rat's ass. I'd rather be dumb and stupid, than white. Punk.