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Starbucks cards guarantee perfect orders

Remember that Starbucks feeling?

How it later got repackaged as the Starbucks test to determine the degree of asshole you were dealing with?

Well now you can keep your degree of asshole with you. That's right, carry your Starbucks order on your Starbucks order card.

That little bit of power you have in your life? Get it on a card. That way nobody. ever. gets. it. wrong. again.